They Just Don’t Suck Dick Like They Used To

The internet is sort of like a lending library for forgotten porn. Kids these days have no clue how hot movies from the '90s were. In fact some, like this one, are still good today!

We certainly don't remember exactly what this movie was or even who these stars were, but the retro cool of it is plenty to put some wind in our sails for an evening. It really has all the hallmarks or '90s gay porn: tan lines, action by the pool, and a buff and plucked model. We can't account for the hairy hunk getting his rocks off in his friends mouth, but there was still the odd hairy man in the heyday of the poolside clone flicks. Ah, this really takes us back, but if you are still blowing loads to it in the modern day, that just show that good porn never really dies.

In Your Face, Mr. Beef (extremetube.com)