Hot House Backroom’s Studly European Pornstars Attack!

There are many clichés about European accents and how romantic they sound. The dominant, muscular ex-pats in Loading Zone definitely have a way with words, but we wouldn't call it romantic…or anything else these men don't tell us to.

This Hot House Backroom DVD contains three of our favorite European pornstars, each of them playing top in three out of four hardcore scenes. Hot House seems to implicitly understand something that we'd never even though of until watching this DVD—that grunting and barking sexual commands in heavily accented English will make your muscles look harder. It will make your chest hair thicker, and make your cock look about 20% plumper.

Arpad Miklos obviously steals the show on this one. He's been working the hunky, aggressive foreigner angle for over a decade and his expertise really shines through as he fucks the ever-loving shit out of Craig Reynold's in the movie's final scene. Andreas Cavalli probably has the sexiest sounding voice (and not incidentally, the worst English). When he says "my big cock, my big fuck, yeah? It's huge—hard and big," we can't help but agree.

· Loading Zone (backroom.hothouse.com)