Why? Because it is hot and hopefully it will turn you on. Then you will touch yourself and blow a load, and then your weekend won't be ruined. Just trust us on this one.
This gorgeous wanker, Catclysmnu, said that he made this video because he just had to bust a nut. Isn't that true, especially on the weekend. You just get dick crazy! You have all that juice stored up from the hectic work week and then you spend your days and nights off trolling the internet for porn, firing up Manhunt, Grindr, and Craigslist trying to get laid, and following ever order your member makes. Well, stop that. You should do some wonderful and productive things. So just blow that load and go see your friends, clean your apartment, or, god forbid leave the house. Then, once you do, you might even meet someone who wants to fuck you. There you go, masturbation is the only sure fire way to get laid. And so much fun!
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