New Zealand Has Crazy Naked Rugby Match, World Cup Players Still Mostly Clothed

We promise we'll get back to ogling WC players real soon, but you have to check out this naked rugby match first. There is, among other things, video footage of naked players doing choreographed dance! Choreographed dance!

Yet another reason why rugby totally beats soccer in the "Best Sport Other People Call 'Football'" category. When was the last naked World Cup match you watched? The game was in fact a test match between the Nude Blacks and the Welsh Leeks, whatever that means. We think it's like a sort of…pretend game, before rugby…season…starts. Whatever, we don't know much about sports. Also, all of the articles we could find about this thing were too stuffed full of cute double entendres ("‘I've never turned away from stiff competition,' Bourkey quips before the game.") to actually disseminate any real information. Thank goodness for pics!

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