There’s A Reason They Call Them Cum Gutters

No matter often we go to the gym or how many desserts we skip, it seems a biological impossibility for some of us to get abs. Is that why watching a guy cum all over his is the greatest turn-on?

It must be, because even though Musk-It-Shooter has a chiseled chest, perfect nipples, and two tickets to the gun show, it's his abs that we're staring at the whole time he jerks his dick and works his balls. And when his nice member finally gushes a geyser, well, they're that much more attractive. A flat stomach always looks perfect, but when it's taut and glistening with just-spilled manjuice, we want to eat off of it like Oprah visiting the all-you-can-eat buffet. Sure, "cum gutters" is a pretty nasty term, but we wouldn't mind rolling around in filth for a shot at having them.

· Raging Hardon (xtube.com)