Oh Our God, Yes: Butt Magazine And American Apparel Release Special Edition Beach Towels

They are big and pink and each one has a huge print of some gorgeous, naked (or half-naked) man on it. Because, honestly, what better way to hide your own penis than by distracting people with someone else's?

Our favorite hipster gays have joined forces with our favorite misogynist hipster scumbags and are releasing a special line of five special edition beach towels for gay pride weekend. We don't know who came up with this idea, but they ought to start getting paid a hell of a lot more. We need that Arpad Miklos towel, like, yesterday.

· Butt Magazine (buttmagazine.com)
· American Apparel (americanapparel.net)