Meet Pat, Diesel Washington’s Sexy Personal Assistant

We always imagined that Diesel Washington would have a harem of attractive, twinky boys doing his bidding at all times. That he only keeps one such sexy slave boy is probably a testament to how good this guy really is.

According to a recent post on Diesel's blog, Pat served as his assistant for 7 months back in 2008. Pat was the guy behind the scenes, snapping sexy home photos and editing together hilarious youtube clips of Diesel. He left for a bit to focus on his studies (Business Law! Impressive.) but now he's back, and sexy as hell. We can't help but wonder if Diesel and Pat have hooked up yet, although somehow we doubt it. (Honestly, if you could fuck pretty much any twinky bottom in the world, why would you pick the one who could sue you for sexual harrassment?) Still, we'd kill a baby bunny to hear ten minutes of their in-office flirting.

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