This guy is so manly that he makes our panties wet, and we don't wear panties! He stands shirtless saying a line or two in that deep voice, and a pair of cotton panties materializes over our crotch, moistens instantly.
Don't believe us? You clearly have comprehension of the power of pure, unadulterated masculinity. You may think that being a man means "being responsible," "taking care of your family," or some similarly wishy-washy bullshit that your dad probably taught you. Well your dad is a wuss. Being a man means walking on water. Being a man means dragging a circular saw across the island in your kitchen without looking down. Being a man means swan diving off of a mountain into the hot tub that houses your motorcycle while showing off your six pack. Thank you, Old Spice.
· New Old Spice Commercial (youtube.com)