The Dick Slang Dance Finally Puts Basketball Shorts To Good Use

Young, muscular studs wearing loose athletic pants are slinging their dicks around like crazy. We're not entirely convinced that this has made the jump from "a few dumb youtube videos" to national dance craze, but we really hope it does.

The genius of basketball shorts and sweatpants has always been that they manage to be loose and comfortable while still perfectly outlining the shape of your average high school/college jock's cock. We'd be perfectly content to continue stealthily enjoying this sight on our own, but now the kids are out there showing it off and, goodness gracious, they are quite the sight to behold.

Sadly, we seriously doubt that this dance is going to gain much traction with the youth. A Youtube search for the phrase "dick slang" returns about two serious dick slangin' videos, 10-12 parodies, and a bunch of video responses from people arguing convincingly that the dance is both "gay" and ridiculous. And while it's true that you can't really call "no homo" before proceeding to joyfully swing your cock around with a roomful of shirtless dudes and really expect it to mean anything, we wonder: is that such a bad thing?

The original dick slangin' video.

Whoa. These dicks hang low.
The "swing ya dong" variation.
Your baby loves the dick slang. And by baby we mean infant, not girlfriend.
Your Asian Grandmother, on the other hand, has seen bigger.