Butt Fucking Is Great, but Wood Paneling Makes Us Feel Dirty

There is something about wood paneling in porn that just makes everything seem off. These two grown men fucking is giving us a giant boner, but that wooden decor is seriously ruining our wood. It's just so bootleg.

Maybe it's because wood paneling reminds us of porn in the '70s, which was all weird and dirty and controlled by the mob. Remember when Calvin Kline did that series of commercials in a basement with wood paneling and everyone accused them of making kiddie porn? This isn't that bad because old gay porn was legal. But even the old queer stuff—with no condoms, huge mustaches, and a little bit of sadness—sometimes seems like it's breaking all the rules. The only rules these two guys are breaking are aesthetic ones. They throw each other all over the bed, and the bottom really gets his button pushed. Now, if they had only done it in a living room or in front of a nice white wall or maybe a giant puzzle for Dollywood that was glued together and mounted on the wall. That we would really be into.

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