Raging Stallion Exclusive Dionisio Heiderscheid Has A Bomb In His Penis

July 8, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Well, he has a bomb "on" his penis, anyway. Dionisio AKA "D.O." recently shot a campaign for Sterone swimwear, which makes sense since you pretty much have to be a pornstar to pull off wearing a pink zebra print speedo.

It's hard to say exactly what we think of these swimsuits that Dionisio is hawking in the new ads (the word we're looking for resides somewhere between "tacky" and "hideous"), but they do a pretty wonderful job of tightly outlining his most excellent and bodacious of booties. Seriously, we don't know if it's the photoshopping or what, but after drooling over his gorgeous ass in these photos we instinctively reached to remove the 3D glasses from our face only to find that we weren't wearing any. Be sure to check out more photos at Parisian Boys.