Scott Herman Vs. The Situation: The Ultimate MTV Ab-Off

July 9, 2010
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Scott Herman, our favorite gay-friendly fitness buff, did an interview with gay radio show/podcast "The Six Pack" and he had some choice words to use in describing The Situation's abs. Do we smell a little ~~homoerotic tension~~ competition brewing?

It seems that Scott, former Real World star and general fitness god, didn't take too kindly to The Situation's claim that he has the best abs on MTV. Scott even goes so far to claim that, like many of his buff New Jersey brethren, The Situation's abs are more the product of steroids than hours at the gym. When asked by the hosts of "The Six Pack" if he's ever felt like The Situation when faced with hordes of horny, screaming people clamoring to see his abdominals, he replied:

"I think it would be hard to feel like The Situation because he has shit abs and I don't have shit abs…I'm The Solution if he's The Situation."

Oh Scott, you could be The Solution to our Situation any time. (Seriously, call us.) We're not big fans of celebrity beef (i.e. grudges, and not the delicious mix of fat and muscle). In fact, we try to promote peace whenever and wherever we can. But we would love to see Scott Herman and The Situation engage in some sort of intense, winner-take-all fitness competition. Perhaps they could run through some ridiculous Road Rules style obstacle course or—oh, we don't know—maybe fight to the death? We wouldn't want to see any harm befall our Scott but, we think the man who brandishes an axe in his daily workout could handle The Situation and his, um, particular fighting style.