Watch Alexander Skarsgard Hump The Shit Out Of Rhys Thomas On The Set Of New Film

Yes, our favorite "True Blood" hotty/living Norse God is wasted, shirtless, and displaying healthy levels of bicuriosity in this behind-the-scenes clip from the set of his new film, "Beyond The Pole." Maybe dreams really do come true?

Of course, in our dreams of seducing a drunk Alexander Skarsgard, we always somehow neglect to imagine him acting so very…drunk. Or listening to awful 80's arena rock. Or wearing spandex man-pris. Indeed, we're far more used to seeing him as the preternaturally self-possessed Mr. Northman, or as a 6-foot-whatever model with expensive clothing draping his perfect abdominals. We never really thought about how awkward a drunk Alexander Skarsgard would actually be—the gangly fella has all the grace of a large, flightless bird. But that doesn't mean we wouldn't happily let him stumble back to our room with us and give him an evening he would instantly regret!

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