Cocksox Are Exactly What They Sound Like: Amazing

July 16, 2010
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Some brilliant person decided that the average bulge in men's underwear just wasn't…bulging enough, so they invented Cocksox, the slutty brief that shows off every contour of your junk. Give this guy (or gal) a medal already.

Now, we would never actually try on a pair of Cocksox because they are:

1. Expensive. The cheapest pair cost $25! $25! We could get, like, 5 6-packs of Hanes briefs at the Kmart on 34th street for $25.
2. Probably extremely unflattering on the average person. There's a reason why underwear models are underwear models, and we are just lowly sex bloggers whose only physical exercise come from masturbation.
3. Not boxers. Boxers all the way.

But see, the point of Cocksox is clearly not to have your average beer-bellied bastard wearing them. The point of Cocksox is to have underwear models wear them and then produce ridiculously sexy ad campaigns like the one featured here. This, friends, is the genius of Cocksox. If these things were in fact meant to be worn by the average guy then we'd have all sorts of concerns. Our chief concern: is their separate sizing for waist length and cup size? After all, spandex can only take a man so far.

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