Aden Jaric Arrested Over—What Else?—Stupid Relationship Drama

Pornstars are people, too! If you cut them, don't they bleed? If you break up with them but then go back to them to cheat on your new boyfriend, do they not hit you in the face with a paperweight?

This, at least, is what Aden Jaric is contending after a whole mess of (we're guessing pretty mundane) relationship drama between him and Jordan left him spending the night in jail last week. The two were working an event together last Wednesday in Portland, Oregon, judging a drag competition at Fez Ballroom. Details are sketchy, but various reports suggest that, after receiving several drinks and the unfortunate gift of a glass paperweight, the two began arguing. The argument continued to escalate until Aden hit Jordan in the face with the aforementioned party favor either unprovoked or after Jordan shoved him to the ground. This prompted Jordan to immediately call the police.

Like any other pissed and vindictive fags with decent wireless connections and/or smart phones, the two took to the Interwebs over the weekend to share their separate sides of the story. Aden struck first, arguing that:

He also sent in a note to our friends over at The Sword insisting that:

If he wouldnt have thrown me to the ground and fucked up my knee and hand it wouldnt have happened. I guess thats what happens when you fuck me the night before and all the next day and then say to not say anything because his new man wouldnt be ok with it, he didnt want him to find out and took it out on me, i protected myself. stop cheating.... didnt you learn that with me?

Ouch. Jordan, for his part, has been doing his best to stick to the moral high ground. This is proving to be pretty easy for him since he didn't end up spending the night in jail:

Goodness gracious. Domestic violence is no joke, but we can't help but feel that this whole thing is sort of silly. Boo on Aden for bringing a weapon to a fight obviously meant for light slaps and cutting insults (even if he was wasted). Boo on Jordan for thinking that maintaining a working and sexual relationship with your boyfriend after a prolonged breakup could be anything but a bad idea. That's right. Boo on you two. Boo on you both. Boooooooo.

· [UPDATE] Aden Jaric: The Mugshot (thesword.com)
· Corrected: Porn Star Aden Jaric Jailed In Portland After Assaulting On-Again BF Jordan (lefag.com)