This Is Why We Love High Brow Smut

When our friends use our computer and see that we've been looking at black & white portraits of a male model wearing nothing but an expensive double-breasted blazer, they'll probably just think we're into avant-garde fashion. They'll be wrong.

What we're really into is that flash of perfectly sculpted ass peaking out from the tail of that coat. This editorial by Saverio Cardia for SLURP magazine just screams "Serious Fashion Art," but we're getting way more out of looking at the clothes-hanger than we're getting from looking at the clothes. It'd be nice if we were the sort of person who looked at these photographs and saw beautiful lines and shadow and moody expressions, but we're not. We're the kind of person who mostly just sees "hot naked dude," and in a few instances we even see "hot naked dude trapped under weird high-waisted panties." We sort of love the high-waisted panties, though. What an unexpected turn-on.

· Brian Shimansky by Saverio Cardia | SLURP (homotography.blogspot.com)