This Guy Has No Clue Why You Keep a T-Shirt Handy While Jerking

What's your mental checklist before some self love? Porn? Check. Lube? Check. T-Shirt? Check. And that shirt is to be used as an eventual cum rag, right? Someone needs to teach this hairy beauty that trick.

This is something that is learned in adolescence. Boys either came in their socks or wiped up with their undershirts, convinced that our mothers (or whoever did the laundry) never even noticed how sticky and crusty they would get. No one taught FrankyGreen that lesson. No, he keeps his shirt around and caresses his dick with it and jerks with it like it's some kind of second hand. There's no way way to wax the dolphin, but, damn Franky, you're totally giving that piece of clothing a promotion it doesn't deserve! Maybe we should invite you over so we can bury our face in your beautiful hairy patch and show you how it's done.

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