We hate to say it, but the boy has gotten pretty fuckable since his turn as Elf #1 in High School Musical. This is almost enough to make us want to watch "Charlie St. Cloud" in theaters. Almost.
There are a couple of things this movie has going for it—namely, that a lot of underwater scenes means a lot of shirtless Efron. Our man is ripped. Someone needs to write a "Twilight"/"Charlie St. Cloud" crossover slash-fic immediately so that we can more easily imagine him having wonderfully athletic sex with Taylor Lautner. As for the other things this movie has going for it…let's see…"a couple" means "two," right? We'll have to get back to you on that second one.
Fun fact: Did you know that Zac Efron can hold his breath for "like, a really long time?" We can think of a couple of different ways we'd like to see him put that particular skillset to work. They mostly involve oral sex.