Meet Josh Kloss, The Hotty From Katy Perry’s ‘Teenage Dream’ Video

If you could suppress your hatred for Katy Perry's awful music long enough to check out her new video, you're probably wondering about that guy pretending to be her boyfriend. His name is Josh Kloss. We'd let him do anything.

Katy Perry may not have the best taste in the world when it comes to choosing her pop songs, but apparently she's a man-video-ho connoisseur. Josh Kloss, a young actor/model who apparently has little fear of baring his perfectly manicured pubic hair for the camera, is the perfect choice for her summery beach fantasy of a music video. There are few forces on this earth powerful enough to make us watch this thing all the way through, but apparently he's one of them. We still put it on mute, though. He's not that hot.

· Teenage and Gay Man's Dream (afterperez.outloudblogs.com)