These Irish Farmers Make Us Want To Play With Their Shillelaghs

There must be nothing like a beefy Irish farmhand to keep you warm at night. We've never bedded one, but this year's Irish Farmer Calendar has us dreaming of delightfully itchy and incredibly dirty haystack lovemaking.

God bless the Irish. The pale and gorgeous boys that populate the 12 pages of this year's Irish Farmer Calendar have the sort of strong, corn-fed physiques that you only get from hours of labor that doesn't happen in a gym. We can just imagine one of them bursting through the door of our charming cottage in the Irish countryside, tossing us over his shoulders and carrying us out to get the pounding of a life time.

Of course, just because all of our romantic fantasies play out like the opening scenes in your average porno doesn't mean that yours have to. The Irish Farmer Calendar continues its yearly tradition of hosting a competition for a chance to win dates with two of their models. This year it's the inexplicably iPhone-wielding David and his cute, cubbish pal, James. Sadly, the dates take place in Ireland and we doubt they'll be springing for international airfare. Personally, we're pretty happy using our dirty, dirty imagination.

· Irish Farmer's Calendar (farmercalendar.com)