Dominic Ford’s Jayden Ellis and The Long Lost Art of The Cum Facial

August 27, 2010
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Maybe we're just not watching the right porn (i.e. straight porn), but we watch a lot of porn and it's been ages since we've seen someone cum on another guy's face. We never realized how much we missed it!

Seriously though, are we just watching the wrong porn? Our go-to porn sites all seem pretty stuck on that tried and true formula of "bottom cums on his belly, then top cums on bottom's belly." It's effective, to be sure, but there's something extra exciting about watching a guy close his eyes and get splooge all over his face. And isn't semen supposed to have some sort of scientifically proven, wrinkle-fighting properties? We think we saw an episode of "Nip/Tuck" about that once.

Versatile performer Shane Frost does a pretty great job playing total top and providing the scene's climactic cum facial/moisturizing therapy. But somehow it's our bottom, Jayden Ellis, who really steals the show. We don't know what it is about him—it kind of seems like he's on some sort of drug. No, not seriously, but when asked how he's doing in the opening interview he gets this delirious, druggy smile on his face and replies that's he's "amazing, like always. It's always like that, haha!" He's cute and, as it turns out, there's nothing better than seeing a cute boy smiling through his own cum-soaked face.