Sexy Bike Messengers Make Us Want To Investigate Their Packages

Here's an editorial, entitled "I've Got A Package For You," featuring models dressed like bike couriers in skintight spandex jumpers with their bulges bulging bulgilaciously. We've never been so happy that the fashion industry is run by horny gay dudes.

Do you remember when being a bike courier was the epitome of cool? Young, scruffy, alternative dudes whizzing around cities on their metal tank mountain bikes, messenger bag slung over one shoulder with one pant leg rolled up around their mid-calf? No? Really? We find it hard to believe that we're the only ones who ever fantasized about rolling around with a dirty bike messenger in the abandoned building he was squatting in, feeling up those gigantic, amazing legs that they build up on the job. But if we were the only ones, we doubt we'll be alone for much longer.

· I've Got a Package For You by Philip Riches | Attitude (homotography.blogspot.com)