British musicians Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow (the guy from Take That) have released a video for their duet ,"Shame." In it, the two share a Brokeback Mountain-esque bromance that climaxes with a shirtless romp in the wilderness.
Unfortunately for us, this romp is more in the style of "platonic, friendly roughhousing" and not so much of the gay sex variety. Sure, Barlow is straight and married, but is that really an excuse to deprive us of at least one Williams-Barlow kiss? They spend half the video seemingly falling in love in the some nameless expanse of rural middle America and decide to blue-ball us at the end-bastards. Oh well, there's plenty of shirtless hotness to make up for it. And the two musicians are looking pretty good for guys in their late 30s who probably spent most of the 90s vacuuming up cocaine with their nostrels.
· WATCH / SHAME / ROBIE WILLIAM & GARRY BARLOW (ohlalamag.com)