Oh God, The Hotties! Get Your Ass Over To Coitus Magazine Like Right Now

Well, first, check out these four alternate covers for Coitus Mag's just released digital issue and then get your ass over to their website. So many nubile, stunning, shirtless young male models, so little time.

Oh Rory, Jonathan, Chad, Andrea-where have you been all our lives? Also—and maybe this is a less important (or infinitely more important) question—why do half of you have girls' names? Is that some sort of model thing? Is having the weirdly androgynous name of a Gilmore Girl supposed to make you stand out from other male models? Actually, don't answer that. No, no, shhh…we like you silent and half-naked, just the way you are.

· Coitus Magazine Digital Issue (coitusmagazine.com)