If there's one thing all us gay boys know how to do…well, it's probably sucking cock. But many of us are also pretty damn good dancers. Check out some of our top ten sexy Xtube stripteasers and booty shakers.
Best Hair: If there's one thing we've learned from years of studying sexy lap dances in movie and on TV, it's that nothing goes with slutty dancing like a wild mane of hair. Xtube user sexiness puts his locks to good use.
Best Legs: Xtube user mystiq18 has a great booty, that's for sure, but check out the legs on this guy! He could decapitate you with his hamstrings. We guess that's what you get when you spend several hours a day thrusting your hips around with your knees bent at 90-degree angles.
Most Enthusiastic: No, this guy doesn't have the best moves, per se, but he makes up for it with sheer enthusiasm. He is also by far one of the best jigglers we've ever seen.
Best Technique: This guy, on the other hand, may actually have the best moves we've ever seen. Wow. We're also really digging the booty shorts.
Best Striptease: What with Xtube being Xtube and all, not many of our stripteasers, lap dancers and booty shakers bother to even start out with their clothes on. We like the fact that Xtube user sexystripinstud18 is more of purist, properly and expertly stripping down from a full outfit. Also, go white boy! It's your birthday!
Most Fun: If European electro-goddess Robyn has taught us anything, it's that dancing on your own is never as much fun as dancing with a partner. These two are obviously having a blast in front of their web camera after a night out on the town. Suspenders and briefs can only seem like a good idea when you're drunk and it's after 2AM.
Best Costume: Need we say more?
Most Masculine: Most gay boys learn how to do their sexy dance from watching sexy, dancing women-swiveling hips, arched backs, head swinging around long, flowing hair that isn't there. marquell25 doesn't fall back on any of these gimmicks, giving us a more manly, if not a little stilted, take on the lap dance.
Best Horizontal Booty Shaking:The sexy crawl/dance is a classic. What we wouldn't give to be this guy's pillow.
Best FetishDancing in heels is hard. Looking good in nothing but a pair of thigh-high leather boots and gloves is way harder.
Simply The Best: Better than all the rest. This guy. Is. Amazing. Seriously. Check out his other videos. We don't know how he moves like he does, but we could watch him all day long.