We Hope This Movie ‘Porn Start’ Is A Real Thing

We stumbled across this trailer for the supposedly upcoming porn parody "Porn Start." We honestly can't tell if this is a real film or just an incredibly funny YouTube video. But it's sexy and amusing! And how rare is that?

The story follows two very homosexual reality television hosts who try to break into porn after their makeover show tanks. Yes, we know that porn is the easiest thing in the world to make fun of. Take a few characters with a lot of muscle and not much brains, and you've already fought half the battle. This clip is much more clever than anything you would get from the slapstick antics of dumb porn stars, though. Choice lines include: "Now all we need is the financial barebacking of one of the major porn studios." Also, "The one guy that he screwed is a sexy vampire twink and the other guy that he screwed is a sexy muscle werewolf. He doesn't know who to pick so he picks both." We don't think we've ever heard a more accurate or progressive critique of the "Twilight" series.