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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Crotch Is Better Than The Best Orgasm You Ever Had

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Seven seconds into this teaser trailer for Ronaldo's upcoming Armani Jeans commercial, the unbelievably ripped Italian soccer player takes a step forward and his muscular thigh jiggles ever so slightly. That's all we needed. We are sexually satisfied forever.

We don't know why, exactly, a commercial needs a teaser trailer, or why you would make a commercial for a commercial. Whatever. We cannot possibly attempt to deconstruct capitalist anti-logic when we have the image of Cristiano Ronaldo's jiggling soccer thighs playing on loop in our heads over and over and over again. Goodness, maybe this teaser trailer is a good thing after all. We don't know if we could take in the overwhelming force of Ronaldo's sexy for more than a few seconds at a time. The full commercial comes out in the middle of next week, and we're almost afraid to watch.

· Regardez Cristiano Ronaldo enfiler... un Jeans Armani (acausedesgarcons.com)


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