That Horrible Queen From ‘The Rachel Zoe’ Project Is Rill Hot

September 20, 2010
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Annoying gays should not be allowed to have bodies this amazing. After seeing what "The Rachel Zoe Project's" Brad has packing underneath the shirt and bowtie, we don't know how we'll ever go back to comfortably not watching this show.

We hate TRZP more than just about any other Bravo reality series—we really do. It's not that Rachel Zoe is any more annoying than you'd expect a celebrity stylist to be. We actually kind of love her. We just can't stand the awful people who surround her and the stupid, petty non-problems that the show's producers mistake for a plot: case in point.

But a hotty's a hotty, even if he's sort of a jackass on reality TV. Professional highbrow smut peddler Terry Richardson posted these incredibly sexy shots of Brad on his blog last week (apparently, not the first time Brad's stripped down in front of Richardson's lens), and we've been fighting our growing obsession ever since. How can we continue to avoid this show like the plague when we're haunted by the possibility of seeing Brad in future pool/beach scenes? Goddamn it.