You’re Trying to Tell Me There Are Gay Dudes into ‘Twilight’?

Gay men are known for liking lots of things: Madonna, show tunes, dressing well, glitter, calling men by lady's pronouns, and taking it up the butt. But now you're going to try to tell me fags like "Twilight?" No way!

Just look at these two Latin boys. Not only are they fucking, but they're doing it under a "Twilight" poster. Sure, that makes sex because just about every man in that movie gives us a boner, but only teenage girls are into "Twilight." Gays don't like that shit. Other things teenage girls love that gays hate: Katy Perry, "American Idol," obsessing over boys, doing facials, going shopping, Lady Gaga. Oh my god! We've got it all wrong! These aren't gays, they're teenage girls. Someone (like Nina Simone) should tell them that smoking in bed is bad for teenage girls.

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