Ryan Keven Goodman Ain’t Your Grandmother’s Spokesmodel

We don't know much about Australian sportswear and underwear company team8, except for this: somebody at that company is one very pervy gay man. Check out their latest model Ryan in a steamy photoshoot and one thoroughly unsettling "audition video."

In the video, poor Ryan is accosted by what we can only imagine to be the scariest, most lascivious of Australian perverts as he auditions, we assume, for the campaign below. As the unseen voice behind the camera gradually coaxes our studly, tattoo'd model-hero to strip down to his underwear, we're shown snippets of Goodman rolling around in bed, doing very sexy things like sucking on his fingers and gasping sexily. We don't know how this is supposed to make us want to buy underwear, but it certainly makes us want to do a bunch of other things.

·Ryan Keven Goodman for teamm8 : HQ images (homotrophy.com)