This Sexy Stud Is Workin At The Car Wash, Yeah!

The French continue to do everything gayer and sexier than we Americans do. This commercial for Vogue La Mode features super-buff model Thomas Fountain washing a car while wearing short-shorts. No, wait, we mean with his short-shorts.

The sexy car wash, with lots of hot chicks pouring water over themselves and pressing their boobs against the windshield, is about as old as the car itself. We always thought that sort of thing was lame and exploitative, and we've never shied away from telling our straight friends as much if and when the subject came up. Anyway, sorry guys. We get it now.

· Thomas Fountain (youtube.com)