This Is the Best Use of a Blondie Song in a Creepy Gay Porn Flick We’ve Ever Seen

Actually, we've never seen a Blondie song in a porn movie before, so this one takes the cake. And this amateur flick has it all: bears, blowjobs, beers, and best friends. Oh, and just a little bit of roofies.

From the people at "What If...Fantasies" (we didn't know these were people, but whatever) comes this weird tale of a guy who tracks down his former high school best friend so that he can have some very sexy revenge. When the former friend goes to the bathroom, he spikes his beer and then takes advantage of him while he sits in his favorite chair. There is so much wrong about it, but there is so much right too. Sure, the blowjob in the middle of it is sound, but what will keep you watching is the early John Waters crazy camp of it all. The only difference is we, think that this isn't as intentionally campy as any of Waters trademarks. That and he ever got Debbie Harry to sing on the soundtrack.

·What If...HR (xtube.com)