Things Got Pretty, Uh, Crazy At This Year’s Hustlaball

We missed Sunday night's Hustlaball, and boy do we regret it. There's no way that the latest episode of "Desperate Housewives" was more entertaining than watching Samuel Colt distribute blowjobs during a night of Bacchic excess.

Yes, we're still reeling in shock from the fact that we missed all of this to watch Marcia Cross' botoxed ass scurry around the fake suburbs. Luckily, our buddies from Wilson Models were there to capture all the glorious, raunchy fun.

Adam Killian & Ralph Woods
Philip Aubrey & Spencer Reed
Philip Aubrey and his adoring fans.
Chi Chi Larue looking fabulous next to the very definition of stage fright.
Samuel Colt gives and receives from New York hustler Gio.
Now Samuel Colt is "lucky Pierre."
Damn, Samuel Colt can't get enough of Gio's cocks.
Now it's Gio's turn to suck off Samuel Colt. What sort of stage show is this?
Sword fight!
Spencer Reed and Adam Killian show Philip Aubrey a good time.
Michael Brandon and his 13-inch dick, affectionately referred to as, "The Monster."
Fleshbot's boyfriend Race Cooper shows Samuel Colt his affection.
Damn, how is Chi Chi LaRue DJing with this daisy chain going on?
Who is that lucky cuss making out with Chris Porter and getting his cock gobbled by Samuel Colt?
Please, let us go there.