David Beckham Strips Down To his Tidy-Whities At Soccer Match

October 27, 2010
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We're used to seeing super fit soccer studs like Cristiano Ronaldo and Becks himself strip of their shirt during soccer matches, but the pants? We didn't even know this was a possibility! Can this happen more often please.

During a football match against FC Dallas on Monday, Beckham was forced to change out of his uniform on the field when a cut got blood all over his original gear. He's certainly got the legs of an athlete who plays a sport that requires about twelve miles of running for any given match. And the ass. Good god. Can we just give up all the pretense and have our soccer players play in 2(x)ist jock straps or some such? It's not like anybody is watching this shit because they, like, enjoy sports or whatever.