Do Big Dudes Make For Bad Bottoms?

November 4, 2010
CALAMITOUS

We're embarrassed to admit this, but: we hate watching gay porn when the bottom is at all bigger than the top. Or at least we did until we caught Parker London in the latest from Jet Set Jocks.

Personally, we like watching sex with exaggerated power dynamics—ultra total top vs. submissive bottom bitch—and we often find that there's something funny about watching someone getting fucked by someone much smaller than him. But someway, somehow, professional rockstar/pornstar Parker London has become a major exception to the rule. The latest scene from Jet Set Men's Jet Set Jocks features Parker taking it from Topher DiMaggio, a super hot, former SYTYCF contestant whose entire body is about ¾ the length of Parker's legs (only mild exaggeration), and the two of them are almost surprisingly amazing together.

The thing is that really tall, buff guys tend to look comparatively stiff on camera. This is why Leo Giamani, god rest his soul, was a walking, talking, fucking robot. This is also why we desperately want to see Colby Keller top more often (he's so good at it!). Parker London is a different sort of beast, though. Standing easily at 6'3 or 6'4, he bounces around on Topher's dick like a 5'7 twink all hopped up on 5-hour energy at 2:30 in the afternoon. We guess that, as with all such things, it's not the size of the boat that matters but the motion of that sweet, sweet ass.