Big Dick Month? Really? Bel Ami, You’re Too Kind.

Guys, we loved the spectacular orgies you gave us in October, but this is too much. Where'd you even find this Florian Nemec? His dick is so big, last month it drilled 2000 ft. underground and rescued 33 Chilean miners.

(Ed: Wait, that's not Florian Nemec! That's Trevor Yates! Sometimes we have trouble telling our Eastern European porn clones apart.) Seriously, he just laid on the ground, watched some porn until he achieved an erection, and when he stood up there was a hole in the earth and a team of terrified miners clinging to his fantastic genitals. Bel Ami is really putting their army of genetically engineered sex slaves to good use with this whole monthly special series. We're assuming that massive cock you see displayed here on Florian Trevor, the star of the first of their Big Dick Month releases, could only be the product of some kind of mad scientist's tinkering (even if that mad scientist is only a master of Photoshop—this guy clearly has a huge cock, but we wonder if this particular image might have been… enhanced). Either way, we're excitedly looking forward to the rest of this month's releases. Watch Trevor drill a tunnel into twinky European beauty, Ludovic Canot below.

· Bel Ami (belamionline.com)