These Sexy Elves Come Early But We Don’t Mind

November 23, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Isn't there some rule about waiting until the day after Thanksgiving before putting out the holiday decorations? We guess nobody told the advertisers, but if they keep their elves in Christmas themed jock straps you won't hear us complaining!

But really, have things always been like this? We feel as though we've been bombarded with holiday themed advertisements since Halloween and we don't like it one bit. Yes, we understand that it's a recession and businesses want the holiday shopping season to go as long and strong as possible. We prefer being initiated into the holidays with a long weekend of gluttony and intra-familial verbal abuse (i.e. Thanksgiving).

Still, these sexy elves from French underwear catalogue Priape underwear get a free pass. Why? Well, A: Christmas catalogues are way different from Christmas-themed commercials. B: Staring at these sexy pictures does not require listening to shitty Christmas carols or the sound of synthesized sleigh bells ringing. C: Sexy elves! They are magic and irresistible and wearing see-through underwear. It's kind of difficult to complain about that.