Five Gay Pornstar Reality TV Series We Want To See Pronto

"The Real World" has a pumpkin fucker, Pierre Fitch is the new Rachel Zoe, and "Hollywood 201" promises to be "Big Brother" for gay pornstar twinks. We have a trend! Check out more pornstar reality shows we want to see.

Hollywood 201 That's right, there's yet another pornstar/reality tv crossover in the works. This time it comes via "Hollywood 201," a "Real World" style show that stuffs seven pornstar twinks in a house and keeps the cameras steady as the drama explodes. They argue! They vogue! They are all incredibly skinny! We can't wait to find out how long it takes for them to finish hooking up with each other in every conceivable pairing and combination, and we're guessing it won't take long at all.

Bear Manor Yes, we're excited for "Hollywood 201" and its inevitable twinky drama, but we're even more excited for its inevitable bear-themed spinoff. Just imagine—seven pornstar bears living together in a fabulous mansion in San Francisco. Eastern European daddy Arpad Miklos and the beastly Vinnie D'Angelo come to mind as the most obvious candidates, with someone like the hirsuite Trent Locke rounding out the cub/otter demographic. We watch their fabulous lives as they fall in and out of love, grapple with body image issues in a thin-obsessed society, and take trips together to get their torsos shampooed.

Colby Keller: Hip Enough To Fuck Pierre Fitch has proven himself to be a worthy subject for a documentary-style reality series, but there are a lot of other pornstars out there who would make for great TV. #1 on our list is the viciously versatile pornstar Colby Keller. We'd love to follow our favorite hipster sex god as he makes his way through life in quirky Baltimore (only someone as daffy as Keller would live in Baltimore, right?). Watch as he sits to have his portrait drawn on a ceramic plate, puzzles over abstract erotic art at John Waters' latest gallery opening, and generally adds a little good taste to the gay porn scene—hopefully while naked, or at least shirtless.

Life After Porn A few weeks ago we took a look back to our favorite classic scenes from gay porn legend Jeff Stryker, but all that lusty nostalgia left us wondering, "where's Jeff now?" Life After Porn would work a lot like VH1's "Behind The Music," catching up with our favorite classic gay pornstars and asking them about life in the gay porn industry, and life after it. We know that Stryker's life is very...um, colorful.

The Chastity Belt We loved the direction that Dominic Ford took with their own stab at the burgeoning pornstar reality series genre, "So You Think You Can Fuck." But we thought the one hardcore scene per episode structure of SYTYCF lacked the cutthroat energy of game shows that pit contestants against one another in more direct competition. That's where "The Chastity Belt" comes in. Each episode features a group of pornstars who each have 3 minutes to give a random straight guy an erection. The straight guy wears a special harness that measures blood flow and member stiffness, and contestants may use whatever means necessary save for physically touching the ass, dick or nipples. It'll be like "Road Rules" meets our last wet dream!