Hot Hardcore Sex On An Island Paradise? Damn It!

Okay, it's one thing to show us two insanely hot, ripped guys passionately fucking each other. We can deal with that. But do they have to do it on a gorgeous tropical island? Really? It's, like, 27-degrees outside.

The studs at Island House are working on a project involving several new hardcore scenes, but with the weather outside so frightful we could barely get through the first of them. We often find ourselves feeling a little jealous when we watch porn. How can you look at this video of A&F Model-turned-pornstar Levi Poulter slamming his perfect, muscular body into the terrifically hirsuite Gio's beautiful booty and not feel a little envious? It's normal. It's natural. We're pretty much used to it. What we're not used to is watching amazing sex like this take place on a sunny island paradise while we are stuck languishing in wintry Manhattan, where the temperatures regularly dip below a balmy 30-degrees and our landlord arbitrarily and without warning will decide to shut off the heat for so-called "repairs." Are the makers of Island House promoting this now out of some sort of insane sadism? Are they deliberately trying to torture us? We thought those twins were painful to look at. We were wrong. This hurts.

· Island House (islandhousepleasure.com)