We Hope These Muscle Hunks Don’t Break A Hip!

Gay porn doesn't usually make us think of Grammy Calamitous, but we can't help but imagine how she'd cringe at the crazy shower stall acrobatics in the latest from Randy Blue. Check out the scene's most death-defying sex positions.

Do you see this? Sure, Cayden Ross may be one of Randy Blue's most athletic muscle studs. He may be nimble as a fashionable gay boy dodging vicious knife attacks at Soho sample sale. He may drink a lot of milk and possess what are probably very strong and durable bones. Regardless, this is just asking for trouble. We appreciate that Cayden and beefy scene partner Travis James are willing to risk life and limb to give us the hottest shots of their intense man-on-man action. Watching Cayden's tight, undulating abs pop up and down on top of Travis' thick cock in this reverse cowgirl position would undoubtedly be a highlight of any scene in any setting. So why won't Randy Blue let them do it in a, comfy, bouncy, non-bone-cracking bed?

Yes, watching the supremely sexy, tattooed Cayden sit on top of Travis' dick, or get pounded from behind while balancing on all fours may be one of the hottest things we've seen in a while. But one wrong move on that slippery linoleum and BAM! There goes Cayden's foot breaking out from under him, and POP! That's the sound of Travis' poor, beautiful penis breaking in half. NOOO! This is the cry they make in unison as the seriousness of the injury dawns upon them. Cayden, Travis: avoid this apocalyptic outcome. If you're reading this, know that we have a warm, lovely full-sized mattress in a scenic shaft-facing room in Manhattan. Sure it's on the floor and you'll spend every minute in it trying to talk yourself out of being convinced that you're covered in phantom bed bugs, but you two are welcome to it any time.

· Cayden & Travis (randyblue.com)