This Naked Hunk Is Not Here On Church Business

That's the first thing beefy blonde Gavin Waters says in the latest from Dominic Ford's "Secret Fantasies" series, and we're glad he cleared that up. The raunchy muscle fuck that follows would make for an awful Sunday School curriculum.

Dominc Ford's "Secret Fantasy" videos are based on recreating what their stars thinking about when "warming themselves up" for a shoot. Apparently "So You Think You Can Fuck" winner Topher DiMaggio has always wanted to pound a Mormon missionary? We can't really blame him—those missionaries may be annoying but we bet their asses get real tight from riding their bikes everywhere.

Gavin, for his part, makes for the perfect missionary boy. With his blonde hair, all-American good looks, and taut, muscular body, he's got a temple on him that we would love to enter. Repeatedly. We're loving the "Secret Fantasies" series, which is, in a way, the perfect compromise between porn movies like "Whorrey Potter" with their complicated storylines and every other porno and their complete lack of storylines. Sure, the fantasies themselves are a little…contrived. We have a hard time believing that this is actually what Topher DiMaggio uses to keep himself aroused during a porn shoot, but we'll take a side of context with our entrée of crazy hardcore fucking any time.

· Secret Fantasies: Topher DiMaggio & Gavin Waters - 2D (dominicford.com)