The Top Ten Most Popular Stories Of 2010

For the last 365 days we have brought you the dirtiest, sexiest, most scandalous stories from around the Internet. 2010 has been a good year for smut. Here's a sampling of the very best that it's had to offer!

If the ten most popular stories of 2010 are any indication, then you all will love it next week when we reveal that four secret celebrities have teamed up with a set of sexy incestual twins to release a series of cock shots promoting their upcoming gay porn parody. Right? Ha! In your dreams, you dirty bastards. Still, you never know what 2011 may bring. In the meanwhile, revisiting the Top Ten Most Popular Stories Of 2010 is the closest you're gonna get! Enjoy.

10. : "Jersey Score Is The Straightest Gay Movie We've Ever Seen: The country's favorite group of talentless yet improbably famous guidos gets the porn parody treatment in Jet Set Men's "Jersey Score." And who, we ask, doesn't love watching celebrity impersonators get fucked up the ass?

9. Will You Watch The Peters Twins Do Anything?: Apparently, the answer is yes! We know y'all love watching these brothers repudiate the law of man and of God with their titillating, incesty hardcore scenes for Bel Ami, but who knew you'd want to see them do…well…this?

8. Does Shape Matter As Much As Size?: Dear readers, have we told you how much we love you lately? We really do. One of the things we love most about you is your willingness to engage in intelligent discussion of matters of sex and sexuality, as you all gleefully did when discussing Sean Cody stud Alexander's, um, interestingly shaped penis.

7. Hi Taylor Lautner! Hi Taylor Lautner's Penis!: Celebrity penis is the gift that keeps on giving. Even this delightfully clear picture of Taylor Lautner's freeballin' penis (or perhaps, as user bumatl001 suggested, a roll of Lifesavers stuffed down his pants) outlined in his sweatpants was enough to capture your attention.

6. Wana See This Baseball Player's Schlong?: Okay, we know y'all Mary's have about as much interest in baseball as we have interest in making love to vagina (Sorry vagina! You know we love you!), but that didn't stop you from clicking through to catch a shot of Evan Longoria's glorious cock shot.

5. Calvin Klein's Boyfriend Is A Gay Pornstar And We've Got Pics!: Our friends at Gawker made the amazing, amazing discovery that 67-year-old fashion designer Calvin Klein's 20-year-old boyfriend was, in fact, a model for Next Door Studios and Sean Cody. But only we posted naked pics from his salacious pornstar past. Fleshbot! Shamelessly bringing you gratuitous smut since 1892! (Or something like that.)

4. This Video Of Twins Fucking Highlights Every Controversy In Gay Porn: Twincest! Barebacking! Porno Piracy! Yes, this video's got it all. But this wasn't just a perfect storm of gay porn controversy: it was also hot as shit!

3. The Most Amazing Thing You'll See On Xtube All Year: You might be looking at that dildo sticking partially out of this man's ass thinking, "that's not so amazing." You may be thinking to yourself, "I've put bigger things than that up my ass. But no, friend. No you have not. Watch this video and prepare to be blown away all over again.

2. The First Pictures You'll See Of Ronnie Kroell Naked Are Here: "Make Me A Supermodel" contestant Ronnie Kroell may not have won the competition or even done much modeling in his time since the show, but his nude shoot for Playgirl was the single hottest celebrity photo shoot they've done all year. Take that, Levi Johnston!

1. Oh Thank God Yes: Naked Pictures Of Tom Hardy: Fleshbot readers (and Jezebel readers, too!), we'd like to congratulate you on your fine, fine taste. Yes, we've seen much raunchier things on Fleshbot. We've even seen cock shots from higher profile celebrities. But these nude shots of actor Tom Hardy beat out every one in terms of popularity and, honestly, we can't think of anything more deserving.

Thanks for making our 2010 such a great one and have a happy New Year!