Nothing Calms The Pre-Wedding Jitters Like A Nice, Hard Butt-Fucking

January 3, 2011
CALAMITOUS

Ladies and Gentlemen: if your fiancé gets so nervous before walking down the aisle that only an earthshaking ass pounding from the studly registrar can comfort him, encourage him to find a career in porn. And find a new fiancé.

That's assuming, of course, that you don't have a healthy and happy open relationship! We don't know, though. Something about the desperation with which the ruggedly handsome Hugo Martin slams his ass into Men At Play's studly Marco Wilson gives us the feeling that the girlfriend won't be hearing about this particular sexual adventure. Marco, for his part, doesn't seem to care much either way, humping away at Hugo's tight little ass like an animal in heat. With this final chapter in their "The Wedding" trilogy, those purveyors of formalwear-based smut at British studio Men At Play prove that they're still the kings of demolishing the line that separates button-up propriety from down-and-dirty raunchiness. And when all that raunchiness makes us feel as thoroughly naughty as this clip does, all we can say is "Vive le fucking roi!"