American Boy Bands Were Never This Slutty

Why didn't Justin Timberlake and 'N Sync strip down to his briefs and invite cameras to linger over his glistening pectorals? Since he never did, this Russian boy band decided to give it a shot. We're glad they did!

In this video from Mother Russia's hottest boy band, Va-Bank, the sexy lads don little more than their underwear and oil themselves up to play a bunch of battered and bruised fighters who like to walk around in formation? Stare down chicks in extremely tight black dresses? We don't know—shit's in Russian. The point here is that, much like the super hot video we discovered by Ukrainian boy band Kazaky a while back, this thing is way more gratuitously sexy than anything our boring old American boy bands ever used to produce. Now, with the pop music cycle being what it is, we should be due for a boy band revival any day now. We can only hope that their return will produce music videos half as titillating as what the studs abroad are already making.

· Va-Bank (morphoman.blogspot.com)