Adam Levine Gets Naked For Cosmo UK

January 7, 2011
CALAMITOUS

It's for a good cause ya'll! The hunky, tattooed pop star stripped down to encourage men to get checked for signs of prostate and testicular cancer. With any luck, soon he'll be getting fucked up the ass for world hunger!

Seriously, can anyone explain to us the logic behind famous people taking their clothes off for charity? It kind of makes sense for PETA ads. You know, "I'd rather get naked than wear fur" blah blah blah—annoying but at least somewhat clever. "Prostate and testicular cancer awareness," however, seems like something that might be better served with a Public Service Announce or nice, informative brochure as opposed to, oh we don't know, a sexy man doing a nude photo spread in a women's magazine. Not that we're complaining. If the sexy lead singer of semi-decent pop-funk band Maroon 5 wants to show us his hard naked body then far be it from us to complain about it!