Watch The Winner Of “Survivor: Nicaragua” In A Homoerotic Horror Film

This is the incredibly homoerotic trailer for "Nightmare Mansion," in which the super hot male model winner of "Survivor: Nicaragua," Jud "Fabio" Birza, wanders around a mansion with two other hotties who wear nothing but a pair of tighty-whiteys.

Hey Fabio! Now that you've won/been on a reality TV series, what are you gonna do now? "Oh, I don't know. I think I may try my hand at acting." Oh, really, Fabio? Really? Is that the most original thing you can come up with here? "Well… yeah!" OK then. But you know what, we can't hate on this too much. Sure, maybe the kid could have invested a little bit of his "Survivor" money to help make this thing look a little less low-budget. Sure, the plot seems somehow simultaneously confusing and cliché. That's okay! At least Fabio has decided to stick to his guns with his first film role. The gorgeous blonde seems to spend most of this movie wandering about in naught but a pair of briefs. Toss in a few hints at some bi-curious sexual undertones and some sinister knife-licking, and we almost want to see this thing!

· See a Homoerotic Thriller Starring Survivor Winner Fabio (nymag.com)