Learn The Worst Way To Sneakily Masturbate In Someone’s Home

We've learned a lot from porn: a million sex positions, some handy tricks for quickly putting on a condom, and now the sizzling finale to Dominic Ford's "Secret Fantasy" series teaches us how not to masturbate in someone else's home.

Here's a hint: if some wealthy older gay dude ever hires you on to clean his lovely house/apartment, try to avoid stripping naked in the middle of his living room and plopping yourself on his couch to jerk off. Get to a bathroom or even a closet or something. You are probably surrounded by like a million hidden cameras. Of course, considering the way things turn out for super cutie A.J. Banks in the latest video from Dominic Ford, maybe jerking off in the middle of chrome-domed bottom daddy Brock Armstrong's living room was exactly the right move to make. In universe that works on real world logic, Brock would make his way into the living room and kick that pervy little freak, A.J., out of his house immediately. In a universe that works on gay porn logic, he quickly has A.J. slurping on his meaty cock.

The fucking that follows is some of the best we've seen from Dominic Ford. Brock, with his limber body and plump little ass makes for a fantastic receptor to A.J.'s jackhammer fucking. We never really realized this before watching this clip but we just love watching the daddy bottom in a classic daddy/son type-pairing. You would think that this sort of arrangement would mess with the power dynamics but, as we've been taught by these past couple of years watching way more gay porn than the average person, the bottom is pretty much always the one with all the power anyway. The ending of this video solidifies this, with Brock reclining beneath his rapidly erection he says, "well, maybe I won't tell your parents." Perfect. We also love porn with a punch-line.

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