Pornstar’s Real Life Murder Inspires His Next Porn

February 11, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

For Sean Cody's Addison, porn imitates life. After he and his female porn lover bludgeoned a tattoo shop owner to death, he dusted himself off, and made a porn movie about it. Happy Valentine's Day! Here's his story.

Jason Andrews (aka Addison), did several man-on-man sex scenes, including getting plowed by Sean Cody's mini-star, Harley. Last July, Andrews and his lover, female porn performer Amanda Logue, were charged with first degree murder for the pre-meditated killing of Dennis "Scooter" Abrahamsen. In May of 2010, Scooter had hired Logue to work a sex party and ended up at his own funeral. After the killing, the merry murderers sent twitter tweets like, "Laying around eating popcorn and watching movies!" and "I wanna go watch a movie tonight, any suggestion?" It takes the coldest of hearts to bash in a skull , then pop some Orville Redenbacher.

Two months later, Jason and gal pal were indicted by a grand jury.

Six month later, through the glory of American justice, the couple have released a porn movie based on their cold-blooded slaying, Natural Porn Killers. The box reads, "What seemed like a passionate porn love story would soon turn to tragedy for the lust-struck couple.... This tumultuous twosome would see their tornado of terror come to an end in Florida with the alleged murder of a tattoo shop owner."

When John Bobbitt made a porn after his wife Lorena cut off his dick, there was some tongue-in-cheekiness about his comeback. Two charged killers making a mockery of their murderous ways via porn camp ain't as charming as Chicago's Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart going into vaudeville.

What are these two freakazoids thinking? And why aren't they behind bars? Andrews would do mankind a great big favor if he spent the rest of his life as Bubba's bitchboi in Cellblock C.