Every Gym Locker Room Should Be This Dirty

Like good homosexuals we spend more than enough time at the gym, but how come we never end up getting to fuck in the locker room, like these studs? Are we doing something wrong?

Usually when we're in the locker room wearing nothing but a jock strap and we ask a guy if he wants us to rub lotion onto his back, he changes as quickly as he can and gets the fuck out of there. We even got hit in the head once for asking. But in this movie he starts rubbing the lotion and it leads to a BJ and then some flip-flop fucking. And why aren't there any other gym patrons around? Damn, we guess if we lived in a porn movie every workout would end like this rather than with some awkward eye contact in the steam room and a protein shake.

·Hey, It Happens! (pornhub.com)