“Straight” Bloke On UK Dating Show Can’t Hide His Gay Porn Past

February 15, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Attention "straight" guy readers! Here's how not to score chicks. On British dating show "Take Me Out," chicken Stephen Goddard tries to woo the lady panelists for a date. Until his gay porn pics surface. Then, it gets rather worse.

The women were charmed by Stephen, who upon meeting them says, "All these beautiful ladies! I am romantic and old-fashioned. I treat ladies like ladies." The twink also likes to be a lady, since he later sashayed out in full drag as Misty Monroe Manhattan for a campy rendition of "I Wanna Be Loved by You." Dropped jaws around the studio must've shook the floorboards.

Sound too outlandish to be true? Here's a sassy video from Misty's Sparkly Lavender Magic YouTube Channel of her practicing with a fizzy blond Cousin It on her head:

Shocker of shocker, all the gals immediately gave Stephen/Misty the high-heeled boot. The producers grew suspicious, even though a spokesman said, "He told us he'd had a year-long relationship with a girl and that he used his transvestite act to meet girls." These producers would probably believe that singing "Everything's Coming Up Roses" got me on my college football team.

Very soon afterward, his photos from a 2005 spread on EnglishLads.com found their way to the stunned producers. Bright Steve didn't even change his name for the site. With photos of dildos stuck up his arse, the gig was up. Stephen, also a former easyJet steward (stop snickering!), admitted he went on the show as a joke. What an ass! (and what a cock!)